Rickey wishes Rickey a happy birthday. Rickey wishes all of you a merry Christmas.

Rickey hopes you spend it with the people who are most important to you, and have a great day. Rickey also wishes for peace on Earth, goodwill toward all, and an invitation for Rickey to Spring Training.

Rickey still feels that Rickey has something to contribute. Rickey is considering taking Rickey's talents to South Beach.

Rickey will stop now.